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foxplant:
do u ever flirt w/ someone and ur just like “haha oh my god id fuckin WRECK u”
thetuffestnut:
My sister thinks that I (aged 16) would be the oldest person there besides parents. Prove her wrong?
Me: *throws book seductively onto bed*
Me: *leaps passionately onto bed after book*
lcate:
perseaus:
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- they kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- obama won sex
- romney lost sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- monday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
what about sunday
sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus
  
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